Wednesday, June 13, 2012

I'm BLANK because...

I'm BLANK because...

I’m weird because…
I don't brush my hair.  Ever.  Even when it's long.
If my hair is long, I cannot sleep with my hair down.
I cannot sleep with both feet under, or outside the blanket.  One under, one out.
I get the heebie jeebies just *thinking* about touching paper/cardboard with wet hands.
I make SO much stuff from scratch.
I'm super picky about food ingredients, but will still sneak a Coke occasionally.
There is no cuddling when it's sleepy time.  Get OUT of my space.  Unless I'm drugged in some way.
I pray more in the shower than anywhere else.
I brush my teeth with warm water instead of cold.
I can't swim.

I’m a bad friend because…

I hate phone calls.  Please text or FB me instead.
I don't have a filter between my brain and my mouth.
I'm honest.  Sometimes brutally so.  I don't care.
I'm terrible at keeping to plans.
I talk too much and don't listen enough.
I can hold a MEAN grudge.

I’m a good friend because…
I always say what I'm thinking.
I will not lie to you.  Even just to make you feel better about yourself or a situation.
I will love your kids like they're my kids.
I will be there for you.
When I don't know what to say--I will hug you to death.
I will cry with you, laugh with you, rejoice with you, and hunt the jerk down with you. ;)
I am NOT a gossip, so your secret is safe with me.

I’m sad because…
I cannot keep up with this blog.
I am doomed to be fat forever.
I don't have many people I can call friends.
I have about 3 people I can share my secrets with.
I feel like I don't contribute to our family.
I can't spend enough quality time with The Hubs.
I desperately miss church, but am not ready to go back. At least, not to the one we so loved.  Been burned by too many people I called "friend" and who call themselves Christians.

I’m happy because…
I'm growing closer to God.
It seems as though God is starting to answer prayers.  Now we just have to wait on His timing.
I have a husband who works his rear off for us.
I'm able to stay with my children and homeschool them.
I have a husband and children I adore.
I have a husband who is head over heels for me.  <3
I have children who adore me.
I’m excited for…
One thing I can't share.
Two things I can't share. 
Starting our new school year (next Monday).
Kids who far exceed my expectations!  :)